Sad and weird item: a dead shark was found in the streets of Miami. The shark was about six feet long, lugged around by two men who were trying to sell it to local fish markets -- for $10.00! -- which proves they were not only creeps, but flappin' clown shoe creeps.
Adding to this already surreal story is the following comment by one Miami resident:
"It was a relief that it was a shark," said Keith Smith. "When I first saw it, I thought it was a body because of all the shootings that have been going on."